Dick Talkers – 5.13a


25m / 82ft, 12 bolts
FA: Maddy Marchuk - 2026-05-30

Description:

Start on Swelltone Theatre (OG start) then bust right and do the first two bolts of Five Hole Goal. Continue straight up into a shallow groove that goes to the top of the wall. 3 bolts of prickly slopers/crimps to start are just hard enough that it makes a big difference when you get to the crux, a highly technical boulder in the start of the groove. Rest up and enjoy fun/tricky 5.11+ to the top.

Could this be the easiest 13a at Upper Acephale...???

12 Bolts - 25m

Recent Sendage:

  • 5.13a
    2026-05-30 (FA)
    “I mean I’ll take that as a compliment, it’s like getting ID’d at the liquor store”…My version of poopoo’in up the feed.