Description:

Start on The Queen, but go directly right to the crimp rail, then straight up through a crumbly nonexistent gaston-sidepull to reach the decent positive 1-pad-wide shelf above. Top out as usual. Everything to the left of the starting jug is off.

If you're tall you can actually just go straight to the 1-pad shelf, in which case you (and I) get demoted to V0.