16m / 52ft, 7 bolts
FA: Nick Lavrik, alexmayer, Seanathon Morphy - 2021-03-10


The 8th bolt line from left to right on the Main Wall (formerly Dirt Stamp Wall)

Props to Crystal for helping us clean this route and being the inspiration for the name of the climb.
A cruise. Follow the obvious, wide, left-arcing crack / channel. Often damp after rain, and grows in every couple years because of the deep drainage the crack provides to the upper ledge. Sparsely bolted, much more run out than Phil's Stone by comparison.

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